I wish I had a monkey.
I wish it was a ninja monkey.

My best friend wants a spider monkey.
But who cares, he's black.

Some people call me racist.
Others call me spainish.

Why can black and spinish people talk about white people?
And Jews can't talk about them?

Do you think god hates Jews?
And is that's why god let the pharaohs whip them and Hitler gas them?

Was that a mean thing to say?
But I was just thinking it.

Does that make me a bad person?
If I think about a dog, does that mean I'm into beastailitly?

How do you think the dog feels about doing a person?
Do other dogs tell him, he's a freak for doing a human?

Can a guy eat out a cat?
How would he know the cat came?

Why are cats tongues so rough?
Is it becuz they lick themselfs so much?

Why don't cats like water?
Tigers like water.

I wish I had a tiger.
I wish it was black with purple stripes.

Did you know they can make a rabbit glow in the dark?
I once wanted a rabbit but I got a hamster.

It died..
The same day my great uncle died..

The same day I was hit by a car..
I cried that day..

Not for me getting hit by a car.
It didnt hurt.

Not for my great uncle.
I didnt know the guy.

For my hamster.
Is it wrong for me not to cry about my great uncle?

I didn't know him.
I didn't know I had one.

I really want a monkey.
A black one.

That glows in the dark purple.
That flies.

I wish I had a flying monkey.
That would be awesome!